yugoslavic: i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
hawkeyedriza: absolutelydestinysmood: nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me you can’t repeat the past can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
koo-kai: sadhag: you are allowed to terminate toxic relationships you are allowed to walk away from people who hurt you you are allowed to be angry and selfish and unforgiving you don’t owe anyone an explanation for taking care of yourself exactly what i needed to read tonight.
luxio: tries to do things: becomes overridden with anxiety doesn’t do things: becomes overridden with anxiety
my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
me: yes but today is not that day
lucifersblog: blaineheavenanderson: thesmallestactofkindness: Gave my students a pop quiz today and learned something new: If you make all the answers to the questions C, you will see 35 of the most hilariously panicked and confused faces in the world. are you satan Yes
silabus: do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
lookslikeazipper: Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE...
greatwhiteprivilege: don’t pretend to like me if you don’t don’t pretend to be my friend if you don’t like me don’t pretend you miss me if you don’t don’t don’t don’t
sextingllamas: is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world
Why are we embarrassed by silence? What comfort do we find in all the noise?– Mitch Albom, Tuesdays with Morrie (via idobelieveinfairy)
jlynbeatty: 50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free
odgehog: sherlockedforwho: taintedhumor: this is my blogging face I literally had to stop and smile because this was exactly what my face looked like I like how we all reblog this knowing that we have to physically stop everything to smile.
parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt